how many times have i licked the salt lamp in my room since i got it? well that is just my own sweet and sexy secret
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Dec 10, 2018
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Nov 29, 2018
Shes probably committing crimes right now
Who is?
What are you, a cop? piss off
(via guy)
Nov 26, 2018
Went out the the Cassowary Conservation Program yesterday to help out around the farm. This is their Single-wattled Cassowary Liberace!
Was looking up cassowaries this morning to show my mom and came across this 😂😂😂
Hear him hurgleng, turg turg tugling too 10/10 Ohh Lets Drop the Bass
TURN ON THE SOUND TURN ON THE SOUND TURN ON THE SOUND
what in the shuddering fuck
Nov 26, 2018
Nov 24, 2018
tattletales are lawful evil
Yes, Kevin, I brought my Game Boy to school. Did it bring you joy when you told the teacher? Did it satisfy your bloodlust when she confiscated it from me? You are no paragon of virtue. You are a beast. A vile monstrosity who feeds on suffering. The laws of man may celebrate your deeds, but higher powers may say otherwise.
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Nov 24, 2018
theres a guy in my asian art hist. class who is visually the epitome of a redneck stereotype except hes an art history major and is very clearly passiomate about it
imagine a bowlegged white guy with a beard wearing flannel, a belt buckle, and cowboy boots talk about the intricacies of a hindu temple in sri lanka. this is the future liberals want
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Nov 24, 2018
Nov 24, 2018
